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Galavant ([personal profile] sirgalavant) wrote2015-01-16 02:43 pm
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A Saturday Past - Offending God and Mankind

Leonardo da Vinci's famous last words were: "I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have." Does your character feel the same way?

Alright, so I've gained 3020 odd pounds or so, and I haven't sat anything more challenging than a tavern chair in.. months. I'm still the greatest fighter in five kingdoms... right?

I mean, it's not like anyone's come along and taken the title... and there's currently no dragons needing to be slain or anything strenuous like that.

Still, if I'm to save my dear Madalena from the clutches of evil King Richard (and oh, how clutchy he must be!), I must get back in shape. Fortunately, Isabella seems... able to kick my shapely ass up to the task of training with me to get back in shape. I'll do what I must to once again become the hero of the people that God intended, or my name isn't Galavant.